Birthday. Because I Don't Care if it's Happy Greeting Card
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Not every birthday needs balloons & confetti. This card is for the real ones..the eye-rollers, the sarcasm lovers, the people who appreciate honesty over hype.
This greeting card says exactly what it needs to say and nothing more. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who’s earned another year and doesn’t need a pep rally about it.
Details:
Straightforward, deadpan humor
Blank inside for whatever level of effort you choose
Ideal for low-key birthdays and high-quality sarcasm
Because it’s a birthday. That’s it.
Cards are 4.25" x 5.5" (folded dimensions)
Printed on 110 lb cardstock
Blank inside
Comes with a kraft envelope with self adhesive strip
Card and Envelope is wrapped in resealable cellophane package
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